Ramming a snooker ball up each nostril and walking out into the cold...letting the snooker balls expand and smacking ur face with a plank with splinters all over it!!! Fishing a contact lense out of the back of ur eye with a rusty spoon cover in weil's disease and cyaninde....then impaling urself on a splintered wodden pool holding 2 x 5kg weights in each hand and having a doss of the gas so every time u f#rt u slide down and eventually a spike comes out of u mouth!! Ur mate then rips u off the poles against the grain so u get more splinters!!
Then u jump into a paper mill and roll around in a pit of paper, fatally paper cutting every piece of ur body. But just before u die, ur mate sticks a pole in ur bottom and let a rat, which hasn't been fed for 2 weeks, to run up inside and eat ur internal organs!!!!
That happened me last weekend!
1 comment:
I think you need to post the picture of pain and not one of you getting up like any other morning. BTW Nice face!
You must have turned your mother milk sour and gave her gee a funny smell.
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