Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Current Affairs by Sinky 08/07/2005

Current Affairs
Affairs: The forbidden fruit All around us people are eating currents and having affairs And like a London commuter They are terrified of bad timing
On one hand They lust after bicycle oil And they only have one hand So there can be only one way to turn in the wheelchair Whizzing round the track In Glasgow's Kelvin Hall Happy little retards Giving their all
Up at Gleneagles They feast on haggis But that pr.ick Chirac Is a total fa.ggot Bitter and twisted He didn’t get the Olympics
London under siege People work on Money is more important than life Especially when you're Irish Godzilla waits to pounce on the escapees But like all giant lizards that are genetically mutated He's a po.of
Where is the end? What will become of us? Kyoto has failed So we're all fcuked.

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