Friday, December 01, 2006

Airport - A Poem

I’m bored off my face
Such a slow pace
Stupid people are they
Put your fukcin belt in the x-ray!

Retards all around
Spent a few pound
Its only 5 quid
Don’t bring your liquid!

Hot chick in the q
What does she do?
Her eyes fall on me
Nothing will be

East European muppet
Smells like dead rabbit
Get rid of the BO
Use some deo!

If I won an election
I’d create an injection
Makes babies dream
And not fukcin scream!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh man. tough day was it?

Tony Laplume said...

"At a Fukcin' Airport: A Revision"

I’m bored off my face
Such a slow pace
Dumb people suck
X-ray yer belt, don't give a fukc

Dumb all around
Dropped a few pound
Its only 5 quid
Don’t bring yer liquid!

Hot chick in the q
What does she do?
Her eyes fall on me
Nothing to be

East Euro muppet
Looks to have snuffed it
Get rid of the smell
So you can't bloody tell!

If I won an election
I’d create an injection
Make baby dreams
Less fukcin' screams!