Coffee Bean 'Conversations'

I've got no broadband at the moment having just moved place, so I'm in the local Coffee Bean.

There are two Asians in front of me having a conversation, the girl is texting as she talks constantly, the guy is on his laptop and concentrating totally on what he is looking at. At first I thought she must be on a cell phone since that was the only thing that made sense to me.

In fairness to her and the dude what she had to say was not interesting to anyone, not even herself so I don't blame either of them for not paying attention.

Happy New Year :)